sounds like they have to expose my cornea to uv light ior something

Oh wow. Clearly I haven’t put any research into this.

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glasses are sexy as fuck mate, ain’t no way i’m having my eyes burnt to shit then having less justification for wearing them

(would totally get it done if i was a professional athlete tho obvs)

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See, laser & eyes is just a wincing word combination. Sounds awful. They should call it ‘fixie eye lights’ or ‘eye cleaning’ or something. Then if someone asks what it actually entails they can say “Ummm, don’t worry about it. It works most of the time”

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I wouldn’t be wowchering your eyes mate.

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Don’t listen to him the cheaper and faster the better. In fact I’ll do it for free, with a laser pen from the pound shop

I got a travelzoo tetanus and my jaw still moves a bit

Was gonna post that gif where Homer gets his eyes lasered but it’s quite disgusting.

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yeah, same.

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Bleurgh.

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the goggles they do nothing!

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.jRDr_JY3NhgN8J9vwKBEkAHaHP&pid=Api

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A friend of mine had it done around the same time as you. She worked on one of those tacky women’s magazines and so she had it done for free so that she could write about it and the magazine would also get paid advertising from the company that did it. She’s still not wearing glasses again.

at uni, our optics lecturer did a class on laser eye surgery, told us how each type worked and what it did etc., and how it was great. but then he wore glasses and said he wouldn’t get it done himself, which i always thought was a bit odd.

i quite fancy getting rid of my glasses one of these days, used to wear contacts but had issues so maybe i should have a look at this.

Might wanna put your glasses on first m9 lol.