Last joke you heard or read

Heard - There’s only two excuses for wearing a baseball cap backwards. 1) if you’re a sniper. 2) if you’re giving your friend a blowjob.

Read - zxcvbnm’s No Bell joke.

Heard: What is a penguin’s favourite relative? Aunt Arctica
Read: Dunno


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Read: What is a penguin’s favourite relative? Aunt Arctica

Heard: dunno

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What shoes do penguins wear on ice?


Read off the back of a penguin biscuit earlier this week.

One came to me in the shower this morning, let’s see if it works:

How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - if the bulb is broken, the private sector will fix it.

take it to the heavy-handed satire thread


Is the HHS thread back?!!!?

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Was watching the Mike Hookem interview at lunch and the closed caption person transcribed “jacket off” to “jacking off”.

There’s no punchline here, it just made my laugh and I was having lunch with my very prim and proper boss at the time and had an awkward time explaining why I’d just guffawed into my fish and chips.

Wrong thread :rofl:

@moderators pls delete

Knock knock

Who’s there


Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

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Non, vous etes merde

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