Last joke you heard or read


Heard - There’s only two excuses for wearing a baseball cap backwards. 1) if you’re a sniper. 2) if you’re giving your friend a blowjob.

Read - zxcvbnm’s No Bell joke.


Heard: What is a penguin’s favourite relative? Aunt Arctica
Read: Dunno




Read: What is a penguin’s favourite relative? Aunt Arctica

Heard: dunno


What shoes do penguins wear on ice?


Read off the back of a penguin biscuit earlier this week.


One came to me in the shower this morning, let’s see if it works:

How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - if the bulb is broken, the private sector will fix it.


take it to the heavy-handed satire thread


Is the HHS thread back?!!!?



Was watching the Mike Hookem interview at lunch and the closed caption person transcribed “jacket off” to “jacking off”.

There’s no punchline here, it just made my laugh and I was having lunch with my very prim and proper boss at the time and had an awkward time explaining why I’d just guffawed into my fish and chips.


Wrong thread :rofl:

@moderators pls delete


i think it’s quite fitting here, tbh


Knock knock

Who’s there


Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!


how did you get acess to the transcripts of the brexit negotiations?


Non, vous etes merde