Last night my ex girlfriend told me in a message I was a “bearded fucking idiot”

I’m an idiot with a beard I’ll give her that.

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Thinly-veiled “I’ve had a girlfriend” posting.

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Yesterday my best mate told me I was ‘a nice lad with a vagina’

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Last night my dad went on TV and said “My Homer is not a communist”

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I wonder what proportion of my posts are tired Simpsons references?

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A girl I was dating who was a single mum liked it when I called her a Dilf. Similar vibes.

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Not enough imo

I didn’t know you had a beard these days.

What else are DiSers not keeping me up to date with?

And see, pe-ople they don’t understand…

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Think that’s it tbh

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It’s a very fine beard

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At least she’s an ex! :wink: