Last paragraph of this article's a cracker

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Classic case of escalated percentage here too:

“If the boy [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong.”

Thats a lot of %.

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Incredible that the article makes clear that they’ve both previously admitted to farting during a match, like thats just a part of life for a pro darts player.

The post-match interview is great

https://mobile.twitter.com/Nozza_/status/1063718435811667969

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Sharts

Guilty as charged.

You can put your finger up me arse and there’ll be no smell there.

He who denied it, supplied it.