Last time someone told YOU to fuck off


#1

I walked outside quite tipsy to a smoking area and one lad was talking to his mate and said “I was actually born in France!” to which I chipped in “no-one cares”

Top chipping in, reasonable response.

You???


#2

Taxi driver who got angry cause I pointed out that the bike box is for bikes and taxis are not bikes. Might have been balonz


#3

can’t remember specifically but it was almost certainly on my bike


#4

probably outside a pub a few years ago when I was being really condescending to a Millwall fan.

fair enough.


#5

Better keep a lid on that tonight mate or the art student ultras will be out in force


#6

it was actually outside the marquis :joy:


#7

Drunk guy harassing bar staff for a drink last week. I said, I think you’ve had enough mate and he said “fuck off” without looking back. He then turned around and saw I was a foot taller and wider and started apologising and telling me he had kids and a dog(?) for some reason.


#8

#9

At least once a week from the wife.


#10

on my lunchtime walk, I was crossing this entrance, from right to left, and was almost to where to people in the picture are. an employee of the company on the right, approached in a green VW from the left and at a reasonable tilt tried to squeeze in between the curb and my location, I stood still for a second, starred at him and continued to walk in front of his thankfully now stationary car. I advised him to refer to section 170 of the Highway Code, before referring to him in no uncertain terms, as a dickhead. Not sure if he heard owt I had to say.


#11

haha, haven’t seen that in ages. When he mentions he has a heart problem it always reminds me of curb