Last time you

#1

Had a bath:

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

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Etc…

#2

every day, sometimes twice a day

#3

This year. Don’t have a bath in my flat, won’t have one in my new one. I wish I did because I love them and I do all of my best reading in the bath.

#4

Watched a soap opera

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

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#5

Slipped a stray digit into your own arsehole

  • One minute ago
  • One hour ago
  • Two hours ago
  • Three hours ago
  • Four hours ago
  • Earlier (e.g. Five hours ago)

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#6

My parents have this tiny bath (like half the size of a regular one) that you have to scrunch your legs up to your chin to get in. Shower has been broken for almost a year too.

#7

I’m still there now. I’m typing this one handed.

#8

Trimmed the hair around your genitalia

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

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#9

Called someone a nincompoop out loud irl

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

0 voters

#10

got a bath in my flat but it’s so grotty I wouldn’t ever use it as such

unless I spent hours disinfecting beforehand

#11

Danced

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

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#12

I have a bath once a year. Whether I need to or not!

#13

Sharpened a pencil with a stainless steel pencil sharpener directly into a waste-paper basket

  • Today
  • Yesterday
  • Last Week
  • Last Month
  • Last Year
  • Between 1 and 3 years ago
  • Between 3 and 5 years ago
  • Between 5 and 10 years ago
  • Between 10 and 15 Years Ago
  • Between 15 and 25 Years Ago
  • Between 25 and 50 Years Ago
  • Over 50 Years Ago

0 voters

#14

Drank a cup of tea or coffee that you had intended to drink hot but had allowed to go cold

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Before this year

0 voters

#15

Contemplated the nature of time

  • This week
  • Earlier than this week (but was it really? Does the past even really exist?)
  • It genuinely was earlier than this week

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#16

Ate a pork pie

  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • This decade
  • Last decade
  • Never

0 voters

#17

meee to, but I only hav one hand so tyyypinng thiis wittth my faace.

#18

Shouted at a stranger

  • I have never done this
  • Today
  • This week
  • This month
  • This year
  • Last year
  • In the last 5 years
  • In the last 10 years
  • In the last 10 minutes

0 voters

#19

Three times on my ride in to work this morning

(two pedestrians just walking out into traffic, one driver reading his phone while driving)

#20

Just bang it in the microwave m8