Sterling would be at least £80m in the same circumstances now

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Fulham to Manchester United. 2018 - 50m
Manchester United to Fulham. 2020 - 10m
Fulham to Real Madrid. 2022 - 270m

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as if the Spanish economy will survive World War III

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Real Madrid will be playing their home games in the UAE by that time

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No chance. Wolves will spend more than all the teams that went down combined. It’ll be pushing £2bn this year

We’ve signed deadpool

imagine how indignant the press would be at the size of the house he bought for his mother then !

Needs more Rooney

Deadpool seems like one of the things I would enjoy least.

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Imagine your workplace is Manchester United, or whoever the fuck.

What do you reckon YOUR transfer fee would be? I’m probably safely in the sub-15mio range.

£80m

I’m a mercurial underperformed like pogba

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  • Sir Marc Pugh – Free (though think he has another year) – Someone in the championship like Fulham
  • Arter - £7 mil – West ham
  • Maxi Gradel - £3mil – Somewhere in France
  • Grabban - £5 mil – Notts forest
  • Afobe - £10mil – Wolves
  • Brad Smith - £2mil - bin
  • Boruc – Free – The pub

Think we need a big rebuild next season. Lots of club legends getting on but will probably all have at least another season/good for backup – Surman, Francis, Daniels

We sold Zaha to United for £15 million, so in today’s market £25m to £30m for Sessegnon would be about right.

If he did go for £50m, then what does that make Zaha worth nowadays?

£40m+.

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Think Sessegnon has found his level, personally.

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£50m is silly talk

Walker to City last season was the record for a British player and that was £53m

Safebruv, pal, you’ve got to stop doing these angry videos…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EeSG93nZWVI

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As if I’d ever go to a game anymore :joy:

Gareth Bale was £80m or something, wasn’t he?

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