Inspired by @balonz eating sandwiches over the sink to save cleaning/washing up, in the last few days I have:
Cut up fruit with a bread knife as I was too lazy to get a decent one and the bread knife was already out
Had a wee sitting on a the cold ceramic toilet rim as I cba to put the seat down
Sat on the drive with my windscreen wipers on full for three minutes to de ice the screen rather than scraping it for one.
How 'bouts you?