Mark 'Chappers’Chapman?
He’s sports adjacent i’d say, though.
Chappers, that is. Not the gentleman i saw.
Shooting’s a sport, they have it at the Olympics.
Has Chappers shot someone?
Yep, John Lennon. I assume it’s the same Mark Chapman anyway…
Greg Rutherford?
Yes, though he’s often confused with Jóhann Berg Guðmundsson
Are they still playing their sport, or have they retired?
Hard guiltlol
Jordi Cruyff?
Kriss Akabusi?
Still very much playing. One of the highest rated in their sport. Prob at their peak right now tbf.
Nothing close yet. Not even the right sport.
Ben Stokes? Or Adam Peaty?
Closer but no.
Are they a rugby player?
No.
They’re not a boxer but a few years ago were also famous for getting punched.
Joe root?

Just lolloping past being Joe Root.
Taller than i expected.
That is all!