you get one choice and one choice only. choose wisely.
mine is definitely “sweet child o’ mine”. think it’s the combination of being awful and likelihood of being heard that tips it over the edge. makes me hate music in general a little bit more every time i hear it.
at the risk of re-igniting some low level beeves, it’s ‘imagine’ by john lennon.
jaw-dropping hypocrisy set to horrible saccharine ivory-tinkling. what’s not to hate?
oh yeah, that’s up there.
gets bonus points for perennial buskers’ terrible cover versions too.
had to go to a wedding earlier this year where it was played twice. once as the bride walked down the aisle towpath (wedding was on a canal boat), and the second time as an awful busker-esque cover during the reception.
murderous.
Little Lion Man, really anything buy mumford and sons. Just guff.
I know only one was specified, but a few years ago I was at a wedding and the band were playing blurred lines. My sister and I watched in horror as our relatives danced with eachother to this very very questionable song.
Lots of good contenders, but I genuinely don’t think I could sit through this song:
Saw a band a couple of weeks ago called USA Nails, who within seconds supplanted Forward Russia as the worst band I’ve ever seen live. So by default I’ll choose one of their songs. Doesn’t matter which one, they all sounded identical.
