personal taste innit.

I don’t think Doug Stanhope is funny myself.

I still think it’s a really cool idea, just listing a bunch of shit in a song.

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Labrinth - Beneath Your Beautiful ft. Emeli Sandé

Let’s never forget how bad this song was

yeah that’s a bad song alright!

Does anyone remember that phoney and sickly song Suicidal by Sean Kingston from about 2007? The gym I went in at the time used to play it every day and I couldn’t get it out of my head all day, like the way the nasty smell of a dirty bastard’s house stays in your nostrils long after you have left.

Hated it with anger and really wanted him to top himself every time I heard it.

Oh god yes, always played in the bar I worked at at that time. Ben E King must be rolling in his grave…

always reminded me of this for some reason, which is also an absolute pile of shit:

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Nuyorican Soul - I Am The Black Gold Of The Sun

I just hate it. And it used to get played bloody everywhere. Heard it on the radio the other day and it reminded me how much I hated it.

yeah that is a fucking annoying song, it does seem to be everywhere

“So chilled. Really reminds me of Ibiza”

This, I think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNcs5gKZwg

Some great songs mentioned in this thread.

I know it’s a novelty song but god I just find it so annoying and yet I’ll never be able to forget it. Not to mention that electro swing remains the worst genre of music ever invented, bar none… and I’ve never heard a worse piece of electro swing.

Half these songs are a bit shit but bearable, Doop is what I imagine plays on repeat in hell.

Brace yourself.

love this

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Mine is Firework by Katy Perry. Hate everything about it, think it’s the furthest from truth a song can possibly be, it’s so sludgy and the dynamics and melodies are horrible and tedious and awful and even the video borders on sociopathic.

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Last Friday Night is quality though, so it’s pot luck I guess

Just hate listening to it now, the first lyric is “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” and the chorus is just "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH"

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Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl

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Oh god, I forgot about 4-5 seconds. Some of the most awkward lyrics and singing I’ve heard. I agree that it’s made worse by the fact that 3 talented music superstars made it…what a waste. And of course the song got overplayed. Hope I never have to hear that song again.

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Yeah, that song is horrible. I remember going to ATP in Minehead and we had to escape for an afternoon to eat something other than Burger King. We ended up in a pub with arguably worse options.

They had a jukebox, and when we decided to leave my mate stuck a few quid in and put Doop on as many times as he could afford and we bolted.