It’s got to be a beret, surely?
Has anybody who isn’t a bellend wore one?
Proof that it IS possible to simultaneously look like the Artful Dodger and The Childcatcher.
Some people look like a twat no matter what kind of hat they were. Some people have the sort of heads that suit a hat. I fall into the latter category. I look better with a hat.
A variation on the top hat, but these…
^ winner
Forgot about this abomination
Has anyone said festival hats yet? There’s some strong contenders above. But the kind of hat that would only be seen at a festival, only worn by a certain sort of person (you know the type), surely beats them all.
Still amazing
Do you mean the rubber spike steam punk styled ones, or the woven ones that look like elves would wear them?
That big hat bloke who had a popular song a couple of years ago. You know who I mean.
Disgusting
I’m thinking the furry ones in wacky colours - could be styled a bit like a top hat (but, WAHEY, it’s yellow and red!), or it could have a long tail that goes down the wearer’s back (WOO! I look just like an animal)
Ah yes. Usually the person wearing them will be twirling some fiery balls around their heads, standing in front of as many people as possible.
man maketh the hat don’t he.
O I thought that was a thing people say but I googled and I don’t think it is.
Hatred = hat red. #makeuthink
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