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It’s got to be a beret, surely?

Has anybody who isn’t a bellend wore one?

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Proof that it IS possible to simultaneously look like the Artful Dodger and The Childcatcher.

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Some people look like a twat no matter what kind of hat they were. Some people have the sort of heads that suit a hat. I fall into the latter category. I look better with a hat.

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A variation on the top hat, but these…

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^ winner

Forgot about this abomination

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Has anyone said festival hats yet? There’s some strong contenders above. But the kind of hat that would only be seen at a festival, only worn by a certain sort of person (you know the type), surely beats them all.

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Still amazing :grinning:

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Do you mean the rubber spike steam punk styled ones, or the woven ones that look like elves would wear them?

That big hat bloke who had a popular song a couple of years ago. You know who I mean.

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Disgusting
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I’m thinking the furry ones in wacky colours - could be styled a bit like a top hat (but, WAHEY, it’s yellow and red!), or it could have a long tail that goes down the wearer’s back (WOO! I look just like an animal)

Ah yes. Usually the person wearing them will be twirling some fiery balls around their heads, standing in front of as many people as possible.

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man maketh the hat don’t he.

O I thought that was a thing people say but I googled and I don’t think it is.

Hatred = hat red.
:thinking: #makeuthink

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New album out today…