Was cycling into work this morning and passed an aging punk (grey and black beard, 3/4 length shorts, Misfits hoodie) waiting for his Alsatian to finish doing a shit so he could pick it up in a little plastic bag.
It struck me that Alsatians must be the least punk dog of all time. If they’re into anything it would be po-faced Rotterdam techno and they don’t even take drugs.
It would be absolutely awful if dogs were allowed into gigs. Shitting everywhere and generally stinking the place up like a big load of hairy twats.