Hope this happened while you watched the previous post’s link
Thankfully not. Jesus!
Yeah man. Drink a bottle of this and you feel invincible.
checking your current account to find your wages have gone in earlier than expected
Aaawww yeah! Can’t feel my face
Grind up lots of nutmeg and ingest it (it’s disgusting buy it makes you hallucinate for 5 minutes)
Dry out some banana skins in an oven on a low heat then smoke them
Drill a hole through a pineapple and breathe deeply through it for two minutes (speed-like effect)
Clench your fists really tight for approximately five minutes (effects similar to cocaine)
The Anarchists Cookbook, is that you?
All of these are incredibly bleak.
Would you like me to buy you some drugs? I think I’d feel better for it.
Puns
I can finally say with certainty that cocaine ain’t all that.
Will I fail a drugs test if I do this? How long will it stay in my hair?
That’s the beauty of it, it’s undetectable because you’re not actually taking anything
I tried the banana skins thing in my teens and it was painfully shit after all that effort! Think my friend puked and we trudged down the middle of a dual carriageway as dawn broke because it was the quickest way home. We did then meet a friendly hedgehog so it wasn’t all wasted I suppose.
forgetting what money is and what it means…hearing music slowed down like a 45 at 33…amazed that stuff was legal…