Legal Highs

Hope this happened while you watched the previous post’s link

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Thankfully not. Jesus!

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Yeah man. Drink a bottle of this and you feel invincible.

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checking your current account to find your wages have gone in earlier than expected

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Aaawww yeah! Can’t feel my face

Grind up lots of nutmeg and ingest it (it’s disgusting buy it makes you hallucinate for 5 minutes)
Dry out some banana skins in an oven on a low heat then smoke them
Drill a hole through a pineapple and breathe deeply through it for two minutes (speed-like effect)
Clench your fists really tight for approximately five minutes (effects similar to cocaine)

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The Anarchists Cookbook, is that you?

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All of these are incredibly bleak.

Would you like me to buy you some drugs? I think I’d feel better for it.

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Puns

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:rofl:

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I can finally say with certainty that cocaine ain’t all that.

Will I fail a drugs test if I do this? How long will it stay in my hair?

That’s the beauty of it, it’s undetectable because you’re not actually taking anything

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I tried the banana skins thing in my teens and it was painfully shit after all that effort! Think my friend puked and we trudged down the middle of a dual carriageway as dawn broke because it was the quickest way home. We did then meet a friendly hedgehog so it wasn’t all wasted I suppose.

forgetting what money is and what it means…hearing music slowed down like a 45 at 33…amazed that stuff was legal…