Lessons you never learn in life

KFC is never good. Stop getting a craving for it every couple of months and giving in

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Eating another chocolate biscuit will not relieve the feeling of queasiness you have from eating too many chocolate biscuits.

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39 is too old to eat Pop Tarts for breakfast. Not culturally - digestively.

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Nothing good ever comes of reading the local residents Facebook page.

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You probably have enough clothes

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Don’t go to bed too late.

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Stop leaving tissues in the pockets of your laundry