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I’m sad I didn’t get actor, that is genuinely my dream job (or would be if it was stable)

Pcbe

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Bastard thing bloody crashed when I was 70% of the way through
Please gov.uk I am very lost and need help

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Your answers show that:

  • you are sociable and find it easy to understand people
  • you enjoy helping and listening to other people
  • you are a creative person and enjoy coming up with new ways of doing things

OH SHUT UP

Sports and leisure

Hospitality and food

Retail and sales

I’ve done most of those jobs and wanted to scratch my own eyes out.
Tell me to be an astronaut or something ffs

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Anyone getting crashes be aware you can just use the browser back button and try again.

La de dah, someone got web developer then

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Obviously I started from the beginning again the first time. Us stunt performers don’t like to think things through too much.

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apart from construction, this is exactly what I do ffs

also love the idea that you just get the job of ‘newsletter editor’ for 30k by applying to a paper and going ‘make me your editor’

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ftfy

yep. my first job in magazines at 21 was sub-editor, for 14k, then deputy for 22k, then reviews editor and layout designer for 27k, then editor for 27k, then editor for 30k. and that took four years.

Keeps crashing and going back to the start after the second question. Typical government system.

I enjoyed going through them a second time and imagining how a stuntman would answer.

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Where’s right-wing gobshite?

Reckon I could do that tbh.

£5,000 GMTV appearance fee please.

just send your CV to the Barclay Bros, Murdoch etc and see which one offers you an interview, how hard can it be

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Let’s think about a career change

OTOH

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Managerial, Hospitality or Emergency services

#yikes

Apparently I am now a psychiatrist. Thanks Government!

A lot of this looks very familiar from basic info about jobs that schools have for the kids- I reckon someone has just bunged the categories from the worksheets into a basic quiz.

My friend got recommended coastguard. There were no questions about swimming.