La de dah, someone got web developer then

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Obviously I started from the beginning again the first time. Us stunt performers don’t like to think things through too much.

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apart from construction, this is exactly what I do ffs

also love the idea that you just get the job of ‘newsletter editor’ for 30k by applying to a paper and going ‘make me your editor’

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ftfy

yep. my first job in magazines at 21 was sub-editor, for 14k, then deputy for 22k, then reviews editor and layout designer for 27k, then editor for 27k, then editor for 30k. and that took four years.

Keeps crashing and going back to the start after the second question. Typical government system.

I enjoyed going through them a second time and imagining how a stuntman would answer.

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Where’s right-wing gobshite?

Reckon I could do that tbh.

£5,000 GMTV appearance fee please.

just send your CV to the Barclay Bros, Murdoch etc and see which one offers you an interview, how hard can it be

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Let’s think about a career change

OTOH

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Managerial, Hospitality or Emergency services

#yikes

Apparently I am now a psychiatrist. Thanks Government!

A lot of this looks very familiar from basic info about jobs that schools have for the kids- I reckon someone has just bunged the categories from the worksheets into a basic quiz.

My friend got recommended coastguard. There were no questions about swimming.

Paramedic or soldier

Lol

Would love mine tbf

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That’s what I got too! We can range together :smiley:

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Range life!

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Got it to work.

Manufacturing; science and research or teaching.

I’m currently working as an on-trade sales rep for a brewery in the Central Belt. My job is heavily at risk due to the closure of all the pubs and bars. Let’s see what the government suggests I look to do instead…

Great.

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