#41

If I go back from Actor, and tell it I can’t read well, I get my actual job :angry:

( Which involves a lot of reading. )

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#42

just because you weren’t arsed to finish the test doesn’t mean you’re literally the perfect mindset for rare books, buddy. (i know this isn’t what the ahem is about, but this was the more fun answer)

#43

Apparently I was born to be a DJ. Cracking news. I’ll just ring round all the closed venues near me and see who wants to put on a night of experimental drone and stoner metal shall I?

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#44

have you considered retraining?

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#45

I got sports professional, boxer or football ref after doing the extra questions for my top option, which I think goes to show how crap this thing is. For a start it asks if you’re competitive and I put ‘agree’ but not ‘strongly agree’ - why are you suggesting to people who are only a bit competitive that they go into professional sports??

One of the other suggestions after answering more questions in the next suggestions category was Coroner. I feel like there’s not much skillset/personality type crossover between boxers and coroners.

#46

what does it take to be a garage mc?

#47

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Yes yes sounds right so far

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…ok

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#48

21 seconds iirc

Edit: meant to be a reply to xylo. Fucked it. My DJ dreams die today.

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#50

to get out of manufacturing jobs I said I couldn’t do intricate things with my hands, so they made me a brewer…maybe I’m just lugging barrels around with my sausage fingers in my new job, we all get jobs out of this at the end right?

#51

Ngl I quite like the sound of being a forest officer or a lock-keeper

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#52

:smiley: recommending people to be scammers is bold

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#53

Hehe :butterfly:

(Also: brilliant post/username interface)

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#54

Utterly bizarre that “boxer” would come up as a profession on a government website

Like how many professional boxers are there even? I’m not sure it’s regarded as a good long term career prospect

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#55

this is genuinely the govt trolling isn’t it

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#56

so you’re saying there’s room for disruption

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#57

always overthink likert scale questions, like “yeah, but what’s the context, what does that even really mean?”

  • Strongly Agree
  • Agree
  • Neither Agree nor disagree
  • disagree
  • strongly disagree

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#58

Definitely a good thing to retrain for in your 30s/40s. Especially with zero sporting background.

Looking forward to Eddie Hearn putting on a night of former concert violinists vs stage actors.

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#59

This is it isn’t it - we are all going to be forced into fighting pits for the entertainment of our glorious leaders

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#61

See you all in the Amazon Prime Thunderdome.

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#62
  • Boxer
  • Alligator
  • High Violet
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