Yes yes sounds right so far
…ok
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21 seconds iirc
Edit: meant to be a reply to xylo. Fucked it. My DJ dreams die today.
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Ngl I quite like the sound of being a forest officer or a lock-keeper
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recommending people to be scammers is bold
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Hehe 
(Also: brilliant post/username interface)
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Utterly bizarre that “boxer” would come up as a profession on a government website
Like how many professional boxers are there even? I’m not sure it’s regarded as a good long term career prospect
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this is genuinely the govt trolling isn’t it
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so you’re saying there’s room for disruption
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Definitely a good thing to retrain for in your 30s/40s. Especially with zero sporting background.
Looking forward to Eddie Hearn putting on a night of former concert violinists vs stage actors.
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This is it isn’t it - we are all going to be forced into fighting pits for the entertainment of our glorious leaders
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See you all in the Amazon Prime Thunderdome.
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- Boxer
- Alligator
- High Violet
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First heard about this from a shy, quiet, archaeologist chum last night. His recommended career: actor.
Those Indiana Jones movies aren’t gonna reboot themselves tbf 
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Didn’t know gov.uk was into this kind of thing. Kept expecting to be asked to click on an article about what Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like now.
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Also love how answering the question “Are you good at reading?” leads to the recommendation that you become a newspaper editor. Starting salary of £30k, result.
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maybe they heard about the bar brawl and thought you had potential?
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Yeah I got country ranger and that actually sounds lovely
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I got Argonaut