Let's all change our names

http://www.deedpoll.org.uk/AreThereAnyRestrictionsOnNames.html#NameRestrictions

I’m thinking either Goose Mooselaw or Moose Gooselaw for me.

Pfft, I’m about 17 years ahead of the game here.

Touch me.

Which name did you change?

I think we need a prize for the first person to come up with a name that breaks all of those restrictions.

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Eric Cavalier

I’m ashamed Scout.

Should have checked.

Kill this shit, mods.

Meanwhile I’ll go and lay out in the snow and think about what I’ve done.

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Mark Bastard

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You should be.

You shouldn’t, it was a week ago. I’m just keeping the paper trail going for the audit.

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I can’t read your reply at the moment, I’m laying face down in the snow.

I’ve asked someone to piss on me.

It’s no less than I deserve.

Sonia Fowler

what’s the thing again? One syllable first name two syllable last name? That’s the rule for good famous people name right?

Need to lose a syllable. Might just go by my middle name instead

Baronesspickpocketingreallynicesmackfromstupidmormonsattheridiculousdftisgood-cunt!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The one I was born as.

Mine is the other way round to this, maybe that’s why I always hate telling people my name. It sounds weird and was never sure why.

could go for a 1 - 1, then it’ll make you seem like a real go-getter, don’t even have time to waste on an extra syllable.

Or 2-2, I think it’s just having more syllables in the first name is the odd bit.

Still want to be Inga Meyer.

Inga is a good strong name

Would just go for a fabulous drag name, imagine the email signatures…

Best Regards,

Lucida St. Serif
Office drone

Do you need to print this email?

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