#6

Eric Cavalier

#7

I’m ashamed Scout.

Should have checked.

Kill this shit, mods.

Meanwhile I’ll go and lay out in the snow and think about what I’ve done.

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#8

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#9

Mark Bastard

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#10

You should be.

You shouldn’t, it was a week ago. I’m just keeping the paper trail going for the audit.

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#11

I can’t read your reply at the moment, I’m laying face down in the snow.

I’ve asked someone to piss on me.

It’s no less than I deserve.

#13

Sonia Fowler

#14

what’s the thing again? One syllable first name two syllable last name? That’s the rule for good famous people name right?

Need to lose a syllable. Might just go by my middle name instead

#15

Baronesspickpocketingreallynicesmackfromstupidmormonsattheridiculousdftisgood-cunt!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

#16

The one I was born as.

#17

Mine is the other way round to this, maybe that’s why I always hate telling people my name. It sounds weird and was never sure why.

#18

could go for a 1 - 1, then it’ll make you seem like a real go-getter, don’t even have time to waste on an extra syllable.

#19

Or 2-2, I think it’s just having more syllables in the first name is the odd bit.

Still want to be Inga Meyer.

#20

Inga is a good strong name

#21

Would just go for a fabulous drag name, imagine the email signatures…

Best Regards,

Lucida St. Serif
Office drone

Do you need to print this email?

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#22

Is this now the Thursday filth thread?

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#23

Pretty sure no one has a name when they’re born.

#24

I’ll stick with this one

#25

Clive Beef

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#26

dunno, someone told me my name makes me sound like im famous. they were an idiot tho, they also said they saw a photo of me which reminds them of a poster of damon hill they saw (damon hill is a 2:1 tho as well so maybe we should be racing drivers)