Let's all take a moment to recognise mayonnaise

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Mayonnaise is the worst food stuff on the planet, there I said it

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Have some respect

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Absolutely no, in fact this thread has made me lose a huge amount of respect for you shrewbie

was watching celtic vs anderlecht at a pub years ago and when anderlecht scored some angry scottish bloke yelled out “ah ya mayonnaise eating bastards!” it went all quiet and he realised he needed to elaborate so he added “they have mayonnaise on everything, even chips!” (this is my only mayonnaise anecdote, I hope you like it @shrewbie)

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I heard shrewbie married a sachet of mayonnaise

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As a benelux affiliate, mayonnaise is my religion

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here we go with some SP shite :wink:

Read a Nando’s hack where you can approximate their peronaise by asking for free mayonnaise and then adding periperi sauce

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hmm what’s this? :thinking:

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ah, it’s mayonnaise, there it is!

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Pleasantly surprised by this:

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Highest song quality to food quality ratio there is.

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Anyway

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Did anyone see the creme egg mayo

You do realize this is gunna turn into a smashong pumpkins thread

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