Let's all take a moment to recognise mayonnaise

Weird how slathered on chips it’s the best thing in the world but the thought of having a teaspoon of it makes me feel sick. Any other food like that?

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Salt?

Vinegar?

How much would I have to pay you to eat a jar of mayo (brand of your choice)?

  • I’d do it for free
  • £0 - £10
  • £10 - £50
  • £50 - £100
  • £100 - £500
  • £500 - £1,000
  • £1,000 - £10,000
  • £10,000+

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Bloody love mayo. That’s all I have to add. I’m on the toilet at work you know.

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I have nightmares where I’m doing this and can’t stop.

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wanna know my opinion about mayonnaise?

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no thank you

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ok!

This reminds me of that bit in the Lego Movie where Vitrivius says his prophecy and then says “all of this is true - because it rhymes”

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fuck off!

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