next you’ll be saying a peanut isn’t a nut

I’m sure we’ll all end up getting along around a circle of tea and Jaffa Biscuits soon enough

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No milk, no sugar, and a dozen, please.

Jaffa cakes are neither biscuits or cakes (despite their name) They are unique.

Someone’s being paid by Big Jaffa, clearly

The way I see it, Kit Kats, Penguins etc are predominantly biscuit based so belong to the chocolate biscuit family which exists alongside the chocolate and biscuit families but ostensibly separately. Biscuits = digestives etc, chocolate bar = mars, snickers etc, chocolate biscuit = club, KitKat etc

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They got stale within seconds of opening, ergo a shit cake too

What’s the voting system here? Are there going to be eliminations and multiple rounds, or one big slugfest up the top there?

Hard to argue with this, tbh.

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This but I’d call the last category biscuit bars to avoid confusion with eg. A chocolate digestive

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Like any fair modern democracy this is a FPTP situation

No you wouldn’t. Nobody would.

Biscuit bars - individually wrapped lunchbox fillers. Biscuits but not in the biscuit tin

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The fuck is this?

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Agreed. Glad me, you and @Epimer have solved this one. Everyone back to the Brexit thread.

Yer clubs, penguins, kit kats (normal, chunky is a chocolate bar), tunnocks etc.

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We’ve got a cakey biscuit down but what’s the biscuity cake equivalent? Cheesecake or summink?

Rocky Road

Where the fuck are party rings?? They’re one of the few biscuits I care for!

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