Let's fix music

‘story interludes’ on an album (eg ‘Facebook Story’ on Blonde, the football ticket anecdote on the Slowthai album)

  • Bin
  • Keep
  • I don’t know

0 voters

Key changes

  • Bin
  • Keep
  • Bin everything except Love on Top
  • I don’t know

0 voters

Skits

  • Bin
  • Keep
  • I don’t know

0 voters

Good key change here, mate

Hidden track after more than 3 minutes of silence

  • Keep
  • Bin
  • I don’t know

0 voters

Abolish western scales

  • Keep
  • Bin
  • Don’t know

0 voters

keep in general but bin all blowjob skits. nobody wants to hear that shit

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Albums

  • Bin
  • Keep
  • Don’t know

0 voters

I believe my parents once heard that Mr MFN Exquire mixtape that has a horrific one of those. I feel so bad for that

2 Likes

Allow everything really.

New Christmas Songs

  • We’ve got plenty already, thanks
  • But we might miss out on the next Don’t Let The Bells End…

0 voters

Dont think any of these are inherently bad. Obvious often very bad in practice but that’s moot.

Dont reckon anyone’s put loads of silence before the hidden track in 20 years

Infinity Land was the absolute fucking worst for this

2 Likes
  • Proper haircuts

Key changes are exclusively for mid-90s boybands and classical composers so BIN

Also I have this in my head now

Dreadful song

2 Likes

So… keep

3 Likes

Celine and Whitney want a word.

1 Like

Classical

Autotune

  • keep music real for real Q magazine fans
  • keep it
  • shrug

0 voters

Mogwai use autotune. Keep