Let's get to the bottom of the Smee van issue that has dogged the board for all these years

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hatestheenvironment
@meths

#1

Why has he got a van?
Imagine if everyone was selfish enough to have one? Not just for commercial purposes… shocking.


Still no great threads on the new site yet
#2

Tell you what else, he’s banging on about the environment in an extremely boringly regular way on his Twitter for someone who owns an actual van.


#3

Those Mercedes Sprinters are knocking out anywhere between 192 and 270g/km CO2. Again, shocking.


#4

Must be a right hassle parking.


#5

Handy though if, like him, you are moving house up and down the country all the time (twice?)


#6


#7

@Smee


#8

@Smee and @meths on a job


#9

you’ve got it all wrong Balonz. I don’t give a shit about the environment it just pays the bills. Ant, my twitter profile pic is clearly of me in a massive van, anyone who actually listens to what i say on there is obviously a wanker (that’s just one of the reasons obvs)


#10

I don’t like this new forum very much. I want the replies just to appear like they did ibn the old one.


#11

What about the parking?


#12

Great so now I get a fucking EMAIL every time someone types my name. Fucksake Sean.


#13

obviously not a problem for someone like me


#14

Hooray!


#15

only when they @meths


#16

@meths


#17

Yes that’s right, only when they @meths


#18

Yawn.

Anyway, this is how good vanning we are as a family.


#19

So you’re saying if I @meths he’ll receive an email?


#20

Would just like to point out that obviously that wimpy little thing is not my van