Let's get to the bottom of the Smee van issue that has dogged the board for all these years

penoid · 2016-09-09T10:51:27.244Z

v. good thread
congratulations,@anon29812515

zxcvbnm · 2016-09-09T10:51:51.171Z

eems:

we like it being steamy in there

*smeemy (are we still doing that on the new boards?)

anon29812515 · 2016-09-09T10:52:00.283Z

Could I have a badge instead?

meths · 2016-09-09T10:52:08.049Z

@twats

eems · 2016-09-09T10:52:56.864Z

FOM, that cup is surely mine

anon29812515 · 2016-09-09T10:53:09.598Z

I have created an @meths tag for you @meths

foppyish · 2016-09-09T10:53:54.095Z

why does this thread not have blue and grey dots?

1101010 · 2016-09-09T10:56:37.161Z

I am genuinely interested in why you own such a monstrously huge van, mate. Is it just your vehicle or is there a work aspect behind it?

eems · 2016-09-09T10:57:26.947Z

at least read the thread theo

anon29812515 · 2016-09-09T10:58:18.628Z

So is it because you have moved house twice?

1101010 · 2016-09-09T10:59:26.698Z

I have been reading it. None of your replies seem to explain the van.

eems · 2016-09-09T10:59:58.409Z

look at the picture guys, jeez

anon29812515 · 2016-09-09T11:00:30.376Z

Gammy old oven salesman?

eems · 2016-09-09T11:01:24.113Z

japes · 2016-09-09T11:01:58.971Z

the van is the house

japes · 2016-09-09T11:02:12.566Z

japes:

the van is the house

1101010 · 2016-09-09T11:03:02.526Z

You are a landscape gardener? My stepdad does this job with a van much smaller and a quite different collection of tools?

Jeremys_Iron · 2016-09-09T11:03:59.477Z

eems:

look at the picture guys, jeez

Street food pizzaman?

japes · 2016-09-09T11:04:20.122Z

ooh, smee mate you gonna take that?

eems · 2016-09-09T11:13:06.713Z

Well obviously your fucking step dad is not as successful a landscape gardener as I am!

(hey MY stepdad I’d Lao a LG)