I am genuinely interested in why you own such a monstrously huge van, mate. Is it just your vehicle or is there a work aspect behind it?

at least read the thread theo

So is it because you have moved house twice?

I have been reading it. None of your replies seem to explain the van.

look at the picture guys, jeez

Gammy old oven salesman?

:smiley:

the van is the house

@meths

You are a landscape gardener? My stepdad does this job with a van much smaller and a quite different collection of tools?

Street food pizzaman?

ooh, smee mate you gonna take that?

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Well obviously your fucking step dad is not as successful a landscape gardener as I am!

(hey MY stepdad I’d Lao a LG)

I have no idea what this means.

I’m looking in your van and all I can see is furniture and some plants. Where are the mowers, the petrol cans for the mowers, the pruning tools, hedge trimmers, the leaf blower, rakes, brooms, twine, ropes, ladders, etc.?

it’s a front for something else

I only suggested the gardening thing as a joke tbh. Looks more like he deals in 2nd hand furniture.

*is also a LG

shut up now Theo

What… a telly?

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it’s for chris_budget

It’s rare that someone makes a joke I already rejected for being too bad.

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