Let's have some fun this beat is sick

this town ain’t big enough for the both of us

- one jail, lying to another jail

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Yes but she wasn’t good with this song

there’s nine million bicycles in beijing

  • i’m a tremendous pedant so this lyric actually bothers me for some reason
  • i care not

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I’ll take you to the candy shop

  • Thanks Curtis, I’ll have some rhubarb and custards, some flying saucers and some fizzy blue and pink bottle things
  • I think you just want to have sex with me and don’t have any pick n mix to offer, Curtis

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  • Ciao adiós, I’m done
  • Shower the horse, I’m done
  • DKWYTA,P

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

  • Actual milkshake
  • Butt

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fucking listening to meat loaf now fuck sake

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I think I’ve already on this previously but I am still utterly baffled about that this song was about and why it was deemed so rude and why Mike “UKIP Calypso Twat” Read banned it.

I asked my cousin at the time and she said “come” meant get pregnant but I have my doubts about this.

35 years later I still have no idea what it means.

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  • Whoa-oh
  • We’re halfway there
  • Whoa-oh!
  • We’re livin on a prayer.

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Not sure what we’re doing here.

Relax

I have one of these (Disco [3] gearstick, it is stuck to my car, actually, mine’s an automatic, but you see what I mean):

Enjoying the website/filth crossover too.

“I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night”

Her =

  • A lovely female companion that he has met
  • His penis

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It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you

  • Got on top of life admin and then met my bff for brunch in a lovely bistro
  • Got smacked off my tits on diamorphine

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I thought this was about handjobs no?

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Could be. Or milkshakes.

Kelis is in fact a cordon bleu trained chef who (I believe) has published a cookbook and now mainly works as a chef rather than a recording artist, so I think this is about an actual excellent milkshake recipe

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It’s definitely about wanking people off

I have her cookbook! I have not made anything because it all looks really good but way too complicated for my skills :sob:

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Are there actually any recipes for milkshakes, or is it higher-brow than that?

i felt the same way until i experiences it in a sweaty gay bar post drag show in the small hours, it’s amazing

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