Let's mock the idea of "civility"

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while bringing back the lost art of disagreeing agreeably

fucking nerds always say shit like this eh

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“I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to SUCK MY HAIRY NUTSACK"

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Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, disagreeing agreeably with you

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I could disagree the fuck out of any these losers

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No, seriously: You first. I can stand here all fucking day if I need to.

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You sir, have won the internet

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m’lady

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https://x.com/iwobi_1954/status/1799880382235758894

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grown-ups, in the room, please!

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Always get lulled into liking this tweet then getting sucker punched by sourdough, craft beer and taskmaster at the end

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This has given me the startling revelation that our kitchen extension architect is the dead spit of James O’Brien

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The Tory version finishes with only connect

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Not with the anti-monarchist tattooed cool kids of only connect though. The quizzers your parents warned you about

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see this, this is your dad

Richard Osman
@richardosman
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am, patiently waiting for a witty, kind centrist party to restore some sanity with you

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Because polite
Because British
Because Waitrose

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We went down to protest for a better standard of in flight entertainment on the Rwanda deportation flights (they can watch Madagascars 2, 3 and 5 but not 1 or 4) and everyone was queuing up in an orderly line to give a stern Paddington stare to the coke fuelled G4S supersoldiers they’d employed directly from the r/volcel subreddit. So British!

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Tossgoblins!

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Thoroughly enjoying Rory Stewart’s audiobook right now.

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Haha, he’s actually got me on mute :smiley:

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This fucking shit, right down to the Guardian proudly labelling it an “exclusive”