#10

Not sex-related, but reckon you could cook something up about the rozzers being able to check if people have been speeding by connecting to cars via Bluetooth.

I’ve seen/heard similar rumours about VOSA remotely checking lorry drivers for dodginess as they drive along, so reckon it’d catch on with car drivers too.

#11

can we not just trick people into clicking on meatspin?

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#12

I can see the Mail headline now.

#13

I’m in

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#14

Over the weekend I accidentally spread the rumour that a band had run someone over.

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#15

We could pretend that Michael Jackson has died and therefore his concerts at the O2 are cancelled?

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#16

You’ve put me into a joke reply mess here, because I can’t get past the far too obvious response of “The Cars?” but there must be a better one than that.

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#17

I’m still choosing to believe that they did though because it’s much funnier than the truth.

#18

I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the chutzpah, let’s make lots of elaborate hoax.

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#19

that was a good un but i felt so bad for them when i read the truth :disappointed:

#20

Popular music website drownedinsound.com is shutting down

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#21

Good

#22

Please explain this.

#23

hang on

#24
#25

Okay but who did you claim did this? I’m confused, sorry.

#26

The Cars!!

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#27

Oh right okay. Sorry.

#28

The band were the witnesses, apparently the stolen car rammed their van

#29

happy to oblige. do i get to have sex with any of you?