I can see the Mail headline now.
I’m in
Over the weekend I accidentally spread the rumour that a band had run someone over.
We could pretend that Michael Jackson has died and therefore his concerts at the O2 are cancelled?
You’ve put me into a joke reply mess here, because I can’t get past the far too obvious response of “The Cars?” but there must be a better one than that.
I’m still choosing to believe that they did though because it’s much funnier than the truth.
I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the chutzpah, let’s make lots of elaborate hoax.
that was a good un but i felt so bad for them when i read the truth
Popular music website drownedinsound.com is shutting down
Good
Please explain this.
hang on
Okay but who did you claim did this? I’m confused, sorry.
The Cars!!
Oh right okay. Sorry.
The band were the witnesses, apparently the stolen car rammed their van
happy to oblige. do i get to have sex with any of you?
Van Request
Ah cheers.