"Let's see your keys, mate" - A Hoogy thread brought to you by Yr Boy Tone

Hoogy wants a key thread and what Hoogy wants, Hoogy gets.

So, what keys are on you at all times. Mine are as follows:

Front door
Front door deadlock
Internal front door
Back door
My parent’s old house front door
Office fob external
Office fob internal

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clockwise from top:

front door key
mystery work pedestal key
current work pedestal key
Bullet Bill keyring my wife got with some Nintendo Vans
Bort keyring from my sister
front door deadlock key I think?

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Car key
Flat key fob
Flat door key
Bike shed key
Bin shed key
Various supermarket fobs
Parkrun fob
Spare hair band
Bike lock key
Car key

No change since the last time we did this thread.

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Then I refer you to my rather small bunch above, with a minimal 2 keys for your viewing pleasure.

key
other key

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'noid as fuck

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  • Fob for front door
  • Bronze key for London flat
  • Chrome key for Welsh back door
  • USB stick (!) with various documents on

That’s it

are they attached to your rabbit’s tail? are you a furry?

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Profk’s boring world of keys

Flat door key
Fob to my building
Fob for work door
Double lock key for work door
Extra fob for work door
Bike lock key (x2)
Letter box key
Small one that I can’t for the life of me remember what for
Tesco club card
Waitrose card

House keys kept in the car when at work

Front door key
Patio door key

Car keys kept seperate

It’s a scabby furry pompom I got free at superdrug and as a lol attached to my keys…and yes I am a furry.

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tbh there are two keys here that I have no idea what they’re for :thinking:

You have three mortice keys, which makes me think that you actually live in the crypt of an abandoned medieval church or something. (It’d be on-brand, so pleased don’t ruin my illusion)

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