Let's settle this once and for all

Sometimes it’s fun and nice to have mini versions of several different chocolate bars than one big version of one though.

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Brexit fucking Britain

I feel like we’re not settling this once or for all.

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I tried.

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Fucking perfect post, this one. The most sensible thing I’ve seen this financial quarter.

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Yeah, I mean clearly this is the unspoken answer to every poll.

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I’m always properly baffled when Celebrations win these things. Not a single option in there that isn’t a miserable compromise of a product.

Like, fine, if your preference is “mini versions of a choc bar” as opposed to “standalone chocs” I get it. But when there is such a clearly superior version of “mini choc bars” I cannot fathom voting for Celebrations.

You’re all completely feral.

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“I’ll go for the one that has Bounty, Twix and Milky Way as options instead of the one that has Wispa, Crunchie and Double Decker” - A Fool

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Blows my mind, it really does.

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Mainly chocolate > some chocolate and a lot of toffee
Cadburys > Mars

So Heroes wins

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Financial quarter 3 is always full of nonsense.

It can be yeah, I haven’t checked the projections for this Q as yet though.

I’ve just checked and the worst Hero (Dairy Milk Caramel) is only beaten by that Malteasers one in Celebrations and even then its a very close run thing.

Dire, absolutely dire state of affairs.

Try a dab of Savlon, aloe vera also helps

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can’t get my head around this

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they’re just smaller versions of normal chocolate bars

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Quality Street for all the above, correct, reasons and also the wrappers are compostable/recyclable

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Yes, that’s why they’re good.

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but they could be bigger!

Then you couldn’t have as many of all the different ones.