let's talk about the stonks market(s) and possible depression 💸💲📉😬

3x Long Dogecoin Ticket

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Just declared to Mrs Horse that I’ve invested in dogecoin and that I’m a man of stonks now. She had no idea what the hell I was talking about.

Lord I envy her.

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“large pint of Stella please, barkeep”

“that will be 22x long dogecoin tickets there mate”

this is the future

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You Shook Me All Night, Long Dogecoin Ticket

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I think they, and we, have collectively lost it for many different reasons.

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“Next up? Analysts say message boards points towards a potential jump in metal prices”.

Looks like the analysts have noticed rolling heavy music thread 2021, at last.

ShowerCanCoin up 69% overnight. INVEST NOW

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I can’t go near commodities - I get info at work about precious metal supply/demand factors that might not always be available to “”“the markets”“” and I’m far too pretty to go to jail for insider trading.

HGATR: Electroneum

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Uh-oh. Think I need to sue someone now, in the time-honored practice of stockbrokery.

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Electroneum: 6.7. Best new stonks

hope everyone’s still holding

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Hold me, s he rewbee

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:rofl: noticed Silver yesterday. The one thing that has become quite clear is that following traditional media for this just doesn’t work.

Look at what I said at the start of the week about AMC, Nokia & Blackberry it took until at least Wednesday before they even took notice of those stocks and it isn’t from having a crystal ball or anything you just had to look at the graphs, what the stock was and what was happening with GameStop and then wallstreetbets it didn’t take a genius.

I’ve weathered the slump and my stonks are back in the black.

Not sure how I’m going explain to my grandchildren how I made my millions.

‘See kids there was this internet dog that talked funny and they put it on an imaginary coin…’
‘Oh great grandad is high again’

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great grandoge*

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Can you convert to GBP and then withdraw?

Hold me closer, tiny Doger

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Right so I’m going to hold Gamestop on the advice of my financial advisor @anon5266188 and buy Silver on the advice of my commodities guy @Epimer

Cheers fellas

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I sold all my dogecoin but might hop back in later
#dogedefector