Let's talk about wine 🍷

[keith]

@sadpunk

Based on a very poor pallette and extremely limited knowledge.

Keep the light stuff, I want it bodied as fuck.

These are my wine opinions too.

[keith]

@Ruffers

Old wine + cola though

We called it Woke when I was a lad*

*mid-twenties man.

Cheap white wine and Tizer was a Wizer and mixed with Irn Bru was Wine Bru. These were my brother’s drinks because he disgusts me.

[keith]

Did it once waiting for a train in Newcastle Central Station.

It was nice but felt really odd.

[UncleRetrospective]

@Ruffers

Old wine + cola though

Michael Jackson called it Jesus juice and gave it to kids.

[keith]

The tannins which give red wine its depth of taste also cause hangovers/ headaches.

The Hebrew word ‘tannin’ means ‘dragon’ (according to some bullshit Seventh Day Evangelist video about dinosaurs I watched) so your hangover is caused by dragons.

[Im_On_Safari]

Love a red wine and coke me

[drastic_measures]

Occasionally i like to fill a big wine glass to the top. I know why it shouldn’t be done, and I won’t drink it any faster than I would if I’d spaced it out to 2-3 glasses, I just enjoy the heft.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

@keith

The tannins which give red wine its depth of taste also cause hangovers/ headaches.

Alcohol gives you headaches / hangovers. Yea is also full tannins but doesn’t mess you up (unless you react badly to tannins which is possible)

[Ruffers]

@hip_young_gunslinger

Alcohol gives you headaches / hangovers.

Alright Poindexter

[Elights]

Used to drink loads of wine - difficult with kids and a propensity towards hangovers that feel like Satan has pissed directly into my cerebro-spinal fluid.

When I do still manage a drink though: riocha 'til I die (or at least until I’m in the mood for a Shiraz / malbec instead)

Did have a bottle of 19 Crimes (Australian blended, I think) a couple of weeks ago which slipped down beautifully.

Wish I had wine now. But it’s raining and I’m already in my pyjamas.

[eems]

@xylo

from cheap to v pricey

There’s your problem mate, those are not valid wine categories.

[eems]

There are a good 2 or 3 people in this thread who’ve obviously had a conversation with a wine nerd once, it’s impressive stuff guys.

[tilty]

Let’s talk about wine Bay bee
Let’s talk about you and me
Let’s talk about all the good wine and the bad wine there can be
Let’s talk aboutttt wine

[beastie]

I’ll just have half a bottle of Blue Nun

[Tuna]

Alright, big suze

Took me ages to realise this glass wasn’t somehow precariously balanced on that book.

[aboynamedgoo]

@xylo

could I interest you in a reaaaally good book about wine?

Is it better than this one?

[eems]

Im going to the pub for a special birthday in a minute. Might buy the birthday boy an expensive bottle of wine to make up for the fact so many people are self isolating.

[Roy_Disco]

I’ll have you know I have a WSET Intermediate Certificate from when I worked in Oddbins in the early 00’s…

[Roy_Disco]

A very rich wine in what looks to be quite a spartan room. #contrasts

[iamwiggy]

i think i like shiraz and malbec

but really i have no idea

i’d really like to do a wine tasting experience so i could work out what wine i actually like so i can explore it further. but i can’t help but feel that wine tasting is not very me

i mean, i would rather nail 10 cans of fosters in the park than drink wanker beer in a posh pub, and i’m not gonna become a different person just so i can enjoy wine too