It’s very tasty, also good with a couple of ice cubes in it

traditionally taken pre-having it large so as to enjoy the soporific effects of alcohol combined with the energy boosting qualities of caffeine.

Had some quite rich international businessmen come to the Cambridge college I used to work at and ordered loads of really expensive, old wine and made loads of Kalimotxo. Great fun seeing all the old dusty lecturer types dying inside.

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Port’s too sickly to have more than a couple of glasses of.

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It’s the classy-as-fuck Red Bull and vodka! I remember my grandparents drinking it when we went to visit them in Spain when I were a lad

Disagree, used to frequently nail a bottle of it in a go

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only time anyone drinks it is at xmas when the rest of the booze runs out

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there’s no such thing as a bad wine

^never had Dutch wine

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Are you being sarky?

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Dutch… wine…

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I have. Watery chiraz, ew.

But also don’t claim wine is corked in a restaurant when it’s in a screw-top.

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think i’ll just take death, thanks

what have you done here andrew

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Wine list in a restaurant:

  • Pick the cheapest
  • Pick the 2nd cheapest so as not to appear cheap
  • Pick the one exactly in the middle
  • Pick the most expensive
  • Ask the waiter/sommelier and get whatever they say
  • 2 pitchers of cheeky Vimto please

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weird quote that innit

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Ever been to a restaurant and you open the wine list (It’s about the size of the OED) and immediately glance at the prices and you’re like ‘oh ffs’

Have you tried that Jamshed stuff? It’s like grape Ribena.

Yes but also rather get wine than dessert so

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