Cor, tell you what right? I didn’t half have a weird tasting ice cream the other day. You know, when you expect something to taste a certain way and it doesn’t? Anyway I looked at the ingredients and it said it contained Neutral Milk. Neutral Milk? That’s odd, I thought, then looked at the wrapper again and realised I’d misread the packet and bought a Mangum
Cor, tell you what right? It must half get annoying living with that Justin Vernon from Bon Iver. You know the fella, with the beard and the autotune? Anyway, just imagine it, you’re living with him and running late for work and you say “Hey Justin, what’s the time?” And he says “twenty to a million”. It’d be annoying, wouldn’t it, hey?
Cor tell you what, right? This all reminds me of a time I was driving up the M6 towards Manchester and saw Shaun Ryder trying to change his tyre in the pissing rain. It was the day after Sunday if I recall it correctly. He wasnt having a very Happy Monday!