Cor, tell you what right? I didn’t half have a weird tasting ice cream the other day. You know, when you expect something to taste a certain way and it doesn’t? Anyway I looked at the ingredients and it said it contained Neutral Milk. Neutral Milk? That’s odd, I thought, then looked at the wrapper again and realised I’d misread the packet and bought a Mangum
Cor, tell you what right? It must half get annoying living with that Justin Vernon from Bon Iver. You know the fella, with the beard and the autotune? Anyway, just imagine it, you’re living with him and running late for work and you say “Hey Justin, what’s the time?” And he says “twenty to a million”. It’d be annoying, wouldn’t it, hey?
Cor, tell you what right? The other day I saw Tom Clarke reading the NME, and I thought, that’s funny ain’t it? Tom Clarke from The Enemy reading The NME?
Cor, tell you what right? My missus, she’s well into that Julian Casablancas, whereas I am more of a Nick Valensi man. You know what they say though, different Strokes for different folks
1: I say I say I say, I’ve just spent the last half hour with a Sheffield based outfit admiring the attire of Michael Caine’s character in the film Zulu.
2: Bromhead’s jacket?
1: No, it was with Little Man Tate that the admiration ensued!
Cor tell you what, I’ve had a horrible past couple of days! First I got a nasty cold but then after that Robert Smith pushed me down a flight of stairs!
Cor tell you what, right? This all reminds me of a time I was driving up the M6 towards Manchester and saw Shaun Ryder trying to change his tyre in the pissing rain. It was the day after Sunday if I recall it correctly. He wasnt having a very Happy Monday!
Do you remember in around 2006? Yeah, do you remember? All bands had to start with a K didn’t they? In, yeah, 2006, all bands started with a K. Killers, Kasabian. Keane, I mean, I could go on.
Also, remember being absolutely desperate for that new My Bloody Valentine album? Remember that? Anyone listened to it? No, me neither [round of applause]