#21

Do you remember in around 2006? Yeah, do you remember? All bands had to start with a K didn’t they? In, yeah, 2006, all bands started with a K. Killers, Kasabian. Keane, I mean, I could go on.

Also, remember being absolutely desperate for that new My Bloody Valentine album? Remember that? Anyone listened to it? No, me neither [round of applause]

Kaiser Chiefs? They were another one.

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#22

Cor tell you what, I’m a roofer by trade and since Kasabian started let’s just say my workload has gone through the roof

#23

[shout from the back] - Kula Shaker!

They weren’t from 2006 mate, FUCK OFF!

[round of applause as comedy audiences love swearing, they think it is brilliant]

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#24

Cor I tell you what, did you hear about that festival where all the band’s just play the song Good Enough on repeat? Sounds quite Dodgy, that

#25

Got stung by Bees last week. Twenty quid for a copy of ‘Every Step’s A Yes’.

We’ve all done it etc…

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#26

Do you remember when bands didn’t have to have names that were easily searchable on Google?

Ch-vurches my arse.

You ever tried googling for news about Ride? You ever tried that? Do it - you’ll learn more about horses than Princess Margaret.

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#27

I read recently that Joanna Newsom now owns the former Hollywood home of Charlie Chaplin.

Bet she had to pull a few strings to get that.

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#28

(I love this - amazing work)

#29

If Mark E Smith* tripped over while he was alone in a forest, would anyone hear the fall?

(*RIP)

#30

Viz once had a letter that was something like:

“I called a marque hire company the other day. They wanted £2000! Turned out it was Mark E Smith’s agent”

(But, you know, worded better than that, and funny)

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#31

That band Roger Daltrey was in, remember them? What were they called?

[Audience]: THE WHO!

Roger Daltrey, the name of his band?

[Audience]: THE WHO!

I just told you his name! What were his band called?

[Audience]: THE WHO!

(Repeat for at least 5 minutes too long)

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