Noels out of the fucking. country, weren’t we? all love, get on a fucking-plane. and “play your” tunes! for the kids… you = sad. fuck!!

thanks donald!

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bit fucking off to make the thing all about Oasis

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ah come on. liam’s being liam. he donated all the proceeds from his debut live solo gig last week there

sure, but still, the whole event was a total cynicism-free zone…shame he couldn’t keep it that way

This man is supposed to be 44 years of age.

Should certainly be resigned to something ffs

will never not be entertained by Liam Gallagher tbh

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Same age as, remarkably, Zidane

https://twitter.com/LisaMoorish/status/871671389593509889

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Oof

ok now it’s getting a bit undignified.

“Hello kids I am an old man called Liam Gallagher. Here’s a song for all the parents in the audience. Now here’s a song for absolutely no one in the audience - my brand new single. And now here’s one for the parents again. As you were kids LG”

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May have been done on here already, but there is a cracking interview with Liam in the Guardian. He is like a walking caricature of himself.

i wont hear a bad word about liam tbh

https://twitter.com/sam_kenney/status/871502288455700481

this bit about who would play him in a film made me properly laugh out loud

they’ve asked if Lennon, my son, would play me in two scenes. One at the [London venue] Water Rats and one at a party at Noel’s. He’s not up for it. I said: “Why aren’t you, you little shit, you said you were up for acting?” So now, the other one, the 15-year-old, he’s going: “I’ll do it, Dad.” They’re having a bit of a fight about who’s going to do it. Then get [Noel’s daughter] Anais as Noel. And who can play Alan McGee? Louis Walsh.

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keep reading the thread title to the tune of Carrie & Lowell

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:smiley:
. It was a tiny sausage dog. “What’s his name?” asked Liam, still dozy. “Sparkle,” said his son. “And I went, ‘No it’s fucking not,’” says Gallagher. “I ain’t going out with a dog that big round the heath, going, ‘Sparkle! Sparkle!’ Not a chanc

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Noel’s much much funnier tbf