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Liam: And it’s not doing anyone any harm. It’s not doing anyone any harm. That’s me. John Lennon used to fuckin’ burn about doing little mad things, and that…
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don’t, but do you?
Liam: Yeah.
Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About fuckin’ thousand and five fuckin’ one.
Noel: You’re 22.
Liam: No, I’m 21.
Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born…
Liam: Right.
Noel: …and I don’t even know John Lennon.
Liam: Right.
Noel: Right, then, so shut the fuck up about knowing John Lennon…so what are you trying to say, then?