This man is supposed to be 44 years of age.

Should certainly be resigned to something ffs

will never not be entertained by Liam Gallagher tbh

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Same age as, remarkably, Zidane

https://twitter.com/LisaMoorish/status/871671389593509889

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Oof

ok now it’s getting a bit undignified.

“Hello kids I am an old man called Liam Gallagher. Here’s a song for all the parents in the audience. Now here’s a song for absolutely no one in the audience - my brand new single. And now here’s one for the parents again. As you were kids LG”

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May have been done on here already, but there is a cracking interview with Liam in the Guardian. He is like a walking caricature of himself.

i wont hear a bad word about liam tbh

https://twitter.com/sam_kenney/status/871502288455700481

this bit about who would play him in a film made me properly laugh out loud

they’ve asked if Lennon, my son, would play me in two scenes. One at the [London venue] Water Rats and one at a party at Noel’s. He’s not up for it. I said: “Why aren’t you, you little shit, you said you were up for acting?” So now, the other one, the 15-year-old, he’s going: “I’ll do it, Dad.” They’re having a bit of a fight about who’s going to do it. Then get [Noel’s daughter] Anais as Noel. And who can play Alan McGee? Louis Walsh.

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keep reading the thread title to the tune of Carrie & Lowell

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:smiley:
. It was a tiny sausage dog. “What’s his name?” asked Liam, still dozy. “Sparkle,” said his son. “And I went, ‘No it’s fucking not,’” says Gallagher. “I ain’t going out with a dog that big round the heath, going, ‘Sparkle! Sparkle!’ Not a chanc

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Noel’s much much funnier tbf

shots fired!

Nah Noel tries too hard

http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/9958/rivalry.html this is great

Liam: And it’s not doing anyone any harm. It’s not doing anyone any harm. That’s me. John Lennon used to fuckin’ burn about doing little mad things, and that…

Noel: Do you know John Lennon?

Liam: Do you know him?

Noel: I don’t, but do you?

Liam: Yeah.

Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?

Liam: No. About fuckin’ thousand and five fuckin’ one.

Noel: You’re 22.

Liam: No, I’m 21.

Noel: Right. And remember, I watched you being born…

Liam: Right.

Noel: …and I don’t even know John Lennon.

Liam: Right.

Noel: Right, then, so shut the fuck up about knowing John Lennon…so what are you trying to say, then?

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Worth listening to the whole thing