“I live for now, not for what happens after I die. If I die and there’s something afterwards, I’m going to hell, not heaven. I mean, the devil’s got all the good gear. What’s God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns. Fuck that.”
some of these are brilliant
Like the Noel potato tweets.
Noel’s response was brilliant though: “I guess he’s got to do something to try and stay relevant”.
Dunno. Not really possible to outsmart a man who just repeatedly calls you a potato.
He’s right about the train seats, mind.
Renaming A$ap Rocky, WhatsApp Ricky is fucking class
I think I could spend the rest of my life reading Liam quotes and I will never get bored of him
Agree. His daft quotes are just so genuine that they accidentally make him legendary.
think he knows exactly what he’s doing. no accident about it
I find it weird that Oasis, the biggest band of the 90s, continued making albums and singles for 13 years after Morning Glory. Yet when I think of music between 1997-2008, they barely enter my head.
Strange. That doesn’t seem like the sort of thing he’d say really.
Seems like he voted Leave…
Can strongly get behind him here.
Anyone that does that fucking carcrash karaoke with that gurning prick goes right down in my estimations.
On which note, my daughter’s friend properly owned me last week when she told my daughter:
‘I can’t understand why your Dad hates James Corden so much when he’s parctically his twin!’