tbf that can happen eventually
yeah my mum is super paranoid about stuff like that
Reheating ANY food will give you food poisoning. Everything must be discarded immediately after eating.
You really shouldn’t take too much ibuprofen, especially on an empty stomach, it will fuck you up.
Fixed this for you.
Yeah, I know that. That’s not the lie I was told. I was told if I specifically take ibuprofen, my stomach will bleed almost instantly so I am not allowed to take it.
Frank who lived over the back told me that the painted pole on the top of his shed was a beacon that he received signals on from alien spacecraft.
He had a printing press in his shed which he ran a small side business, his shed had a lovely printing ink smell.
Frank was the best.
‘Don’t pull your skin back too far - the end of your willy will drop out’
My mum always told me that toffee was made from a mixture of tea and coffee.
My dad told me when I was about 8 that Simon and Garfunkel didn’t record together any more because Garfunkel was dead. I believed that until I was 19.
This is a good one, just believable enough for the lie to last well into adulthood I’d imagine
tbh I didn’t drink coffee until a couple of years back, so yep
:D/D:
To stop me doing little things that were of minor, but negative, significance my Dad would tell me something disproportionately dreadful would happen.
Mainly done to amuse himself, but it’s made me a pretty fearful adult as a consequence.
Don’t eat sweets out of machines because you will get polio.
Don’t swallow chewing gum or it will wrap around your insides and screw you up.
If a rash spreads above your eyes you will die.
You need to go to university so you can get a good job
This isn’t the “lies Tony Blair told your parents” thread!
why not
Sorry, it can be if you want.
Definitely weapons of mass destruction hidden in Iraq
