Lies only in this thread, please.

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Good thread :+1:


how will you know if I’m lying or not though?

I’ve had a rib removed so I can… You know :wink:

Football isn’t daft


I do know!


James Burrows has fallen down the banks and broken his neck! They’ve had to call the air ambulance in and everything!

I am really happy about my life and chuffed to bits that my wife has left me.

I am telling the truth, ipso facto the other guard is lying

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allow surgeons to gain access to your heart in your open heart surgery?

Good luck antpoc :crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers:

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So you want the truth? Everyone, you’ve been posting the truth! It’s all a dastardly trick!

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Anything for genuine GBOL ma0sm tbh tbf :+1:

I had a successful trial at QPR when I was a teenager, but I decided not to become a professional footballer even though I could totally have made it. Gerry Francis told me so personally.

Gerry Francis once started on my dad in a bar, but then my dad gave him A Look, and Gerry Francis said sorry and sat back down.

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My uncle in America gave Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV the idea for the stage name “Black Francis” when they were getting pissed together one night.

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Similarly, Marilyn Manson stole the idea for his stage name from my cousin; Hedy Wayne Gacy Jr.

Smashing Pumpkins are the best band ever and Machina should have been a quadruple album.