Lies!

lies
lying
fibs
untrue
false

#1

Lies only in this thread, please.


#2

Good thread :+1:


#3

how will you know if I’m lying or not though?


#4

I’ve had a rib removed so I can… You know :wink:


#5

Football isn’t daft


#6

Thanks!


#7

I do know!


#8

James Burrows has fallen down the banks and broken his neck! They’ve had to call the air ambulance in and everything!


#9

I am really happy about my life and chuffed to bits that my wife has left me.


#10

I am telling the truth, ipso facto the other guard is lying


#11

allow surgeons to gain access to your heart in your open heart surgery?

Good luck antpoc :crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers:


#12

So you want the truth? Everyone, you’ve been posting the truth! It’s all a dastardly trick!


#13

Anything for genuine GBOL ma0sm tbh tbf :+1:


#14

I had a successful trial at QPR when I was a teenager, but I decided not to become a professional footballer even though I could totally have made it. Gerry Francis told me so personally.


#15

Gerry Francis once started on my dad in a bar, but then my dad gave him A Look, and Gerry Francis said sorry and sat back down.


#16

My uncle in America gave Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV the idea for the stage name “Black Francis” when they were getting pissed together one night.


#17

Similarly, Marilyn Manson stole the idea for his stage name from my cousin; Hedy Wayne Gacy Jr.


#18

#19

Smashing Pumpkins are the best band ever and Machina should have been a quadruple album.