Life Hack

If you think you’re going to trump in public, simply pretend to collapse and die. It’s a well known fact that cadavers omit trapped gas so people will assume it’s just a natural process. Once the police/paramedics arrive, simply explain to them that you were trying to cover up an embarrasing thing. They’ll understand and hopefully it will give them a bit of a laugh during a long hard days work for them


You’re going to have to do a lot more than collapse and die to get a cop or a paramedic out to you these days.

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Whoever shuffled off supplied the guff

more of a “death hack”, this…