Tuner. Maybe if I’d had more space I would have done by ear.

School music teacher used to claim that the average domestic hoover is a 220hz A, and make us hum along with that, saying it didn’t matter then that no-one at school had an oboe. He was a deeply weird man.

My mum got it for me when I was 19 and moving into my first shared house at uni. Bit of an insult really as by then I’d been working part-time as a chef for two years but it did the job

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I have a useless bro I would happily send to the gulag with yours.

subthread: tekkers for changing a double duvet

I employ the “spooky” technique, whereby I actually get inside the cover, holding two ends. after I’ve spooked a few people, I then grab two ends of the duvet itself and pull. everyone does this, right?

I’ve got a similarly useless brother, is there a thread in this…?

It’s actually my useless bro’s birthday today, but he’s been such a little shit for the past 6 months he didn’t get a present.

Duvet cover inside-out; both arms inside the cover and pinch the far corners and the corners of the duvet; do a big flap; bob’s your uncle.

No, I put each corner in the top of the duvet, hold on to each corner and then shake the duvet, and it falls flat inside.

I think thats the same as my technique, but perhaps you don’t actually cover yourself with the duvet like a ghost?

did that for years until I discovered the spooky way. haven’t look back, mate.

How is physically getting inside a duvet easier? It takes like 2 minutes to change a duvet cover.

Only if no one’s watching.

probably less than a minute for me. plus, its fun.

I am horribly claustrophobic tbh.

ouch!

Is she a master of backhanders? My mother said to me the other day “Oh you should write a book … not one for adults though, you couldn’t manage that”

Perhaps I’m on the path to becoming a dad.

Just had to do this, because the screws keep working loose. Apple refuse to use normal screws though, so I’ve got a fine collection now of tiny screwdrivers with different ends.

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because I work in book publishing, writing my own book is the only way for me to make my grandparents, who cant seem to grasp why the industry exists, happy.

Love a good precision screwdriver set, me.

Ha she is but she doesn’t know she’s doing it. She recently said “your sister is so lucky, when I die she’ll get all my diamonds” as a weird way of telling me that I should like jewellery more because I’m a woman