Imagine the joy of opening this

Would genuinely prefer that to the shaving balm or lotion someone always buys me despite not having shaved for over a decade.

Blitz is the absolute champ but this stuff looks incredible. I now have to have some, I love a good kitchen roll.

To the question you’re actually posing, I don’t consider this a risk because of your endorsement. I hate risk.

regina blitz is fucking great isn’t it

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I haven’t used it yet though Shiggles! Will probably be about a week away before the Blitz supplies are depleted.

Well, now I have something to look forward to.

I’m confused - is this about loo roll or kitchen roll or both?

It’s about the sexiest paper on earth

did you see that story about some chancer who’s (apparently) making a killing at the edinburgh festival by flogging bog roll with trump’s face on it?

there wasn’t much more to it than that

The thread is about kitchen roll but Dongers has awakened us to a whole world of Renova based products including bog roll.

arctic roll > swiss roll > sausage roll > kitchen roll > bog roll > forward roll

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Do you think they will look back at this thread discussing coloured bog roll and think this is when society reached its pinnacle. There lives had so few pressing matters they could discuss bog roll colour

Or that art has entered all sectors of society and this was the moment before we ascended to our new utopia.

I think it’s more that life is so stressful, why not enliven your prole hole with some better coloured wiping goods? Everything’s so fucking intense, let me have chartreuse kitchen roll for God’s sake.

shit brown bog roll would cause all kinds of logistical challenges

But this would be an experience:

Class in a tube. For those with black satin sheets.

edit: pootopia

Nice. We once had ‘cotton scented’ crap roll which was well nice and then we had apple blossom but that had no scent whaytsoever.

sorry to piss on your paper, but I got the blue renova and found it flimsy compared to RB. However I recently got the aldi version of regina and it’s not at all bad!