Lift etiquette

You’re on the ground floor going up! You stop at floor 2. Someone new enters the lift

  • They press the close doors button
  • Someone else, maybe the host (you in this situation) of the lift, presses it
  • Nobody presses it, let’s just wait

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  • Face the lift doors
  • Face inside the lift
  • Whatever I want

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Doors close button doesn’t do anything so no point

  • Correct
  • You don’t know that, maybe it does, maybe it does

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Able bodied people getting lift to the first floor

  • Oh you fucking monster
  • That’s fine, no rush

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Our “Doors Close Button” closes the doors

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Or maybe the doors just close by themselves

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Ours also closes the doors

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Someone new enters the lift

  • What floor would you like ma’am?
  • Stand in silence and ignore them

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Nah, what happens is you press the button and the doors close but if you don’t press the button the doors close but it takes longer

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Big Lift has gotten to you too, I see

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Busy lift. You’re on one side, loads of people in the middle, your friend on the other side

  • Continue my conversation
  • Be quiet

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Farting

  • Absolutely not
  • No better time or place

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In the lift by yourself

  • Hold your nerve and exaggerated body builder pose as the doors open.
  • Coward

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Absolutely creasing at the idea of some lift doors opening and a person inside facing away from the door.

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nothing worse than being in a lift with people who are talking

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It’s so the fart cloud is concentrated at the lift entrance.

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Had somehow forgotten this magnificent piece of the Balonz canon.

In the lift by yourself

  • Groom yourself in that big clean mirror QUICK!
  • Maybe a selfie
  • Have a cry

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Better than standing in awkward silence

nope

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