Huh, I’d never encountered it before and thought it was pretty fresh and rad, but if it’s part of the gross right wing hive mind then I rescind my admiration

Alleged Twitter user

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Alternative comedy!?! More like alternative TO comedy!!!

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Alternative TO the regional comedy

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Post me my indie points for I am not on the Twitter

(That’s not strictly true, I am but I don’t use it because there’s enough going on here and in my meat life)

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Opposite to the OP:

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I just don’t understand why they keep causing such utter chaos

CW-gun violence

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There’s something darkly comic about how much they’re escalating, isn’t there?

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2008: gender-reveal party featuring a nice cake

2021: earthquakes, wildfires, plane crashes

And people say Christmas has become overblown

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Eighty pounds of Tannerite?! That’s absolutely ridiculous. What’s wrong with texting, seriously.

This video shows a guy shooting a fridge that’s full of Tannerite, don’t know how much you can pack in there but look at the size of the blast! I think 80 pounds would be more than this.

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This is the standard of teaching in private schools

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I feel bad about it but the quote marks on this have absolutely done me

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Three year ban for that catalogue of fuck ups? Also, it was ‘agreed’ that him exposing himself wasn’t sexual in nature. Agreed by who? What?

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“After being aggressive to one pupil, he kissed the boy’s forehead and told him “you’re all right”

Is the best one

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I kind of miss the relative innocence of early Trump tweets

Believe it or not, that whole piece was prompted by a single line in this Quietus interview with Jonathan Meades:

The woke mob can rant for all they’re worth, but I’ll keep going poo poo in my nappy

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