#61

I haven’t had any recruitment agencies get in touch but maybe I can’t see their messages for all the bands sending me their demoes.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/seaninsound/

#62

I had a mixture of “Congratulations!” and “Wow, you’re still there?” when I hit a 5 year work anniversary. It encouraged me to find another job like I had been planning for the previous 2 years.

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#63

Do I have to know anyone or make connections or can I just use it to pamper my ego?

#64

@eems just popped up on my linkedin

#65

wait. wrong smee brother. apologies @eems.

#66

@meths - oh he does have an account. @meths just popped up on my linkedin.

#67

what a rollercoaster ride this has been.

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#68

Thank you for sharing it with us.

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#69

Just had a recruitment consultant send me an add request on Linkedin and this was their profile background:

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#70

LinkedIn Autogenerated Chats
Use autogenerated responses in LinkedIn to try and be as creepy as humanly possible. Almost wet myself laughing doing this.

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#71

Please

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#72

I hardly ever get bothered by recruitment people on LinkedIn but I had one contact me a week ago saying they had a job role suited to me. as i only pimp out my more ‘creative’ stuff on the site, naturally I was intrigued and asked to see the spec.

It turns out the role was my old job at a company I’d left over six years ago… :roll_eyes:

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#73

Got contacted on LinkedIn yesterday by I company that offered me a job a year ago and turned down as I had another offer. This time offering me a £10k sign on bonus. The industry is sooo desperate right now anyone with a bio/medical background and needs a job hit me up.

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#74

Oh my god autoresponses are one of the funniest things of all time. My best mate and I went through a phase of dicking around by having lengthy conversations solely through LinkedIn autoreplies. GOOD EVENING cropping up halfway through a fucking conversation (in the morning!!) was what tipped me over the edge but an increasing number of the same emoji in a row was also a highlight

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#75

Why would you share this story that makes you look like a cunt

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#conflict

#76

People put things with their address on in the recycling? You learn something new every day

#77

Didn’t happen.

“crow-like gaze” - get fucked.

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#78

Wait… people don’t do this?

You wouldn’t put a cardboard box in the recycling that had your name and address on it?

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#79

Not without redaction with a marker pen. I, boring?

Everything else gets chucked in the confidentially bin at my office

#80

Let’s take this to the masses.

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