Obviously we’re all aware that interspecies adoptions are, by a distance, the best types of news stories, so here we go:
Not different enough to capture my interest, I’m afraid. Let me know when you’ve got one about a human being raised as a capybara.
Think you mean tiger, mate
Lioness Adopts Leopard sounds like a nu-rave banger.
@saps to thread
I thought my secret was safe with you.